My favorite bits of conversation from the past week:

Me: If I ever become a pharmaceutical chemist and invent a drug, I will call it "Reuschelin" after you.


Miss Reuschel: If I become a geological minerologist and find a new rock, I'll name it "Wylite" in return.
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Me: I live near what I think of as the "Ayn Rand Church."


Jim: I didn't know DC had a stock exchange.
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Female Friend: I need to whine to you about my guy problems and ask advice.


Me: Okay, but I'm going to speak in rhyme throughout the conversation to make it more entertaining.


Update:


Person: you misquoted me on your blog post.


Me: No, I played it like a journalist and streamlined the content.